What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark! [more...]
| home | categories | browse | search | submit joke |


SUBSCRIBE ::
Viewing Joke:

Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:29
 
Joke:Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Dont worry its just a chain reaction!
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Doctor And Nurse Jokes:

1.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?A dry doc.... more

2.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  4 stars
"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?""Quite simple," said the doctor calmly. "You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower i... more

3.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on deaths door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots... more

4.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Doctor, Doctor Ive broke my arm in two places Well dont go back there again then!... more

5.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?You have a broken finger!... more

6.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  1 stars
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtainsWell pull yourself together then... more

7.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps!... more

8.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."... more

9.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Doctor, Doctor I think Im a mothGet out of the way, your in my light!... more

10.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.... more


Copyright 2006-2009 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy.
blfree.com