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| Why is stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern? They both have empty heads.... more | |
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| What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at chasing submarines.... more | |
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| Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more | |
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| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more | |
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| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more | |
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| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more | |
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| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more | |
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| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more | |
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| Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.... more | |
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| What happened to Frankensteins stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussauds.... more |
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