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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the sockets go with the house. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Divorce jokes  | | Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the sockets go with the house.... more
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