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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified hed stepped out "for a beer" on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back. | | | |
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