| 1. | Category: Divorce jokes  | | I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife wont give him adivorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him ahappy man.... more
| | 2. | Category: Divorce jokes | | An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.... more
| | 3. | Category: Divorce jokes | | Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tiredof eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearingshabby clothes.""Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very samereasons."... more
| | 4. | Category: Divorce jokes | | A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself."Sorry, he doesnt live here anymore, were divorced!"Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results.He does this everyday for a week, and finally his... more
| | 5. | Category: Divorce jokes | | Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Whyd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk. "Cause Ah cant write," replied the girl. "Why dont you sign with an X?" asked the man.... more
| | 6. | Category: Divorce jokes | | Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house.... more
| | 7. | Category: Divorce jokes | | A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know weve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly i... more
| | 8. | Category: Divorce jokes | | A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge says, "Youve been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?" The couple say in unison,... more
| | 9. | Category: Divorce jokes | | Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:"Im going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the womans about-to-be ex replied: "Thats mightykind of... more
| | 10. | Category: Divorce jokes | | A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred ac... more
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