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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge says, "Youve been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?" The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead." | | | |
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