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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Question: Why is divorce so expensive?Answer: Because its worth it. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Divorce jokes  | | Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for adivorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge,wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman."Every damn time your Honor," she sighed, "Every d... more
| | 2. | Category: Divorce jokes | | An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.... more
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| | 4. | Category: Divorce jokes | | Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tiredof eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearingshabby clothes.""Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very samereasons."... more
| | 5. | Category: Divorce jokes | | A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split thehouse. He got the outside.... more
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| | 7. | Category: Divorce jokes | | A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge says, "Youve been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?" The couple say in unison,... more
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| | 9. | Category: Divorce jokes | | Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Whyd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk. "Cause Ah cant write," replied the girl. "Why dont you sign with an X?" asked the man.... more
| | 10. | Category: Divorce jokes | | A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred ac... more
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