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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 14 | | | | Joke: | Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Whyd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk. "Cause Ah cant write," replied the girl. "Why dont you sign with an X?" asked the man. "Ah used to," she answered. "But when Ah got me a divorce, Ah took back mah maiden name!" | | | |
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