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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog bit him. | | | |
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