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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and aredneck divorce all have in common? A. Someones going to lose their trailer... | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Divorce jokes  | | A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred ac... more
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