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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has beenformed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like gettingmarried, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on herface and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it. | | | |
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