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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 29 | | | | Joke: | I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife wont give him adivorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him ahappy man. | | | |
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