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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 16 | | | | Joke: | The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained tothe Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.When she had finished, the husbands lawyer rose to his feet andcoolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typingof the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bedbored." | | | |
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