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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!" | | | |
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