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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?""Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!" | | | |
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