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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us." | | | |
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