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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: "Thats his problem." | | | |
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