| 1. | Category: Apple jokes  | | What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
| | 2. | Category: Apple jokes | | How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
| | 3. | Category: Apple jokes | | First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
| | 4. | Category: Apple jokes | | Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
| | 5. | Category: Apple jokes | | School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly."Whats it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then its apple p... more
| | 6. | Category: Apple jokes | | After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you... more
| | 7. | Category: Apple jokes | | How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
| | 8. | Category: Apple jokes | | The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
| | 9. | Category: Apple jokes | | Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
| | 10. | Category: Apple jokes | | Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms wont you !The first one replied, why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.... more
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