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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 14 | | | | Joke: | Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world." | | | |
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