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| Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more | |
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| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something youd like to have dinner with.... more | |
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| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more | |
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| Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... more | |
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| Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... more | |
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| Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this... more | |
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| Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... more | |
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| Why are men like blenders?You need one, but youre not quite sure why.... more | |
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| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more | |
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| How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, its never happened.... more |
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