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| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more | |
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| A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didnt have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? Im making a list of people Im go... more | |
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| Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more | |
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| If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more | |
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| Q: What are the three types of men?A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.... more | |
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| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more | |
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| Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this... more | |
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| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow down long enough.... more | |
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| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more | |
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| Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.... more |
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