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| What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !... more | |
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| Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.... more | |
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| Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)... more | |
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| Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?A: Barney in an elevator.... more | |
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| Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!... more | |
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| Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.... more | |
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| Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?Thats when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.... more | |
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| Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library card.... more | |
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| Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!... more | |
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| Q: What dinosaur cant stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!... more |
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