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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 14 | | | | Joke: | What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.... more
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| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Freds mother was on the telephone to the boys dentist. "I dont understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but youve charged me $80." "It is usually $20, maam," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so lo... more
| | 8. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.""Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!""Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngst... more
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| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: Its $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.... more
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