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Category:	Dentist jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Cant you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"

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