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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain its cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist. | | | |
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