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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 14 | | | | Joke: | Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!" | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | At what time do most people go to the dentist?At tooth-hurty (2:30).... more
| | 2. | Category: Dentist jokes | | A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain because Im in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.""Youre a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, s... more
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| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more
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| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.""Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!""Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngst... more
| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Freds mother was on the telephone to the boys dentist. "I dont understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but youve charged me $80." "It is usually $20, maam," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so lo... more
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