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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Young Charlie to dentists sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?".The lady replied "No, but Ill straighten anyones teeth " | | | |
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