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| What is a dentists office?A filling station.... more | |
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| "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again... more | |
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| Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentists window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.... more | |
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| Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?""To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."... more | |
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| Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more | |
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| Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"... more | |
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| "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve got the biggest cavity Ive ever seen - the biggest cavity Ive ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "Im scared enou... more | |
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| Im suffering from bad breath You should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.... more | |
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| Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I dont want... more | |
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| Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more |
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