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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 43 | | | | Joke: | Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but dont forget to send your bill to the other man. | | | |
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