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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. Im so glad to have found a painless dentist and one whos so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother." | | | |
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