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Category:	Dentist jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve got the biggest cavity Ive ever seen - the biggest cavity Ive ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "Im scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didnt !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

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