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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now." | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "Wha... more
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| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."... more
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