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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | Why didnt the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: Its $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.... more
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| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.""Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!""Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngst... more
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