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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I dont want... more
| | 2. | Category: Dentist jokes | | How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.... more
| | 3. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Why do people dislike going to the dentist?Because he is boring.... more
| | 4. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?""To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."... more
| | 5. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain its cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the... more
| | 6. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."... more
| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more
| | 8. | Category: Dentist jokes | | believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.... more
| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes | | What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth... more
| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."... more
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