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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 12 | | | | Joke: | What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?Tooth Hurty ! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"... more
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| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes | | "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve got the biggest cavity Ive ever seen - the biggest cavity Ive ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "Im scared enou... more
| | 8. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: Its $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.... more
| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain its cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the... more
| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes | | "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again... more
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