| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | A patient asked the dentist, if it wasnt nasty to be all the day with the hands in someones mouth.The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."... more
| | 2. | Category: Dentist jokes | | What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?Tooth Hurty !... more
| | 3. | Category: Dentist jokes | | What do you call a dentist in the army ?A drill sergeant !... more
| | 4. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more
| | 5. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...A month later he was picking his teeth... more
| | 6. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Cant you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"... more
| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes | | What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers... more
| | 8. | Category: Dentist jokes | | How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.... more
| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes | | "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patients home."Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"... more
| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Why didnt the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth... more
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