| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...A month later he was picking his teeth... more
| | 2. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Why do dentists like potatoes?Because they are so filling.... more
| | 3. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?Because they fought both tooth and nail!... more
| | 4. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Cant you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"... more
| | 5. | Category: Dentist jokes | | What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?Tooth Hurty !... more
| | 6. | Category: Dentist jokes | | "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patients home."Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"... more
| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more
| | 8. | Category: Dentist jokes | | "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve got the biggest cavity Ive ever seen - the biggest cavity Ive ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "Im scared enou... more
| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes | | A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"The man replies, "all I can think of is... more
| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.... more
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