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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Why do people dislike going to the dentist?Because he is boring. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I dont see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!... more
| | 2. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "Wha... more
| | 3. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers... more
| | 4. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"The man replies, "all I can think of is... more
| | 5. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more
| | 6. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. Im so glad to have found a painless dentist and one whos so gentle and understanding too."... more
| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | At what time do most people go to the dentist?At tooth-hurty (2:30).... more
| | 8. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Cant you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"... more
| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!... more
| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"... more
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