Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist, "Preparation H," said the redneck. | | | |
Add to del.icio.us
Digg this
Reddit
| |
More Dentist Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station... more
| | 2. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many pe... more
| | 3. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain because Im in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.""Youre a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, s... more
| | 4. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I dont want... more
| | 5. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but...""Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"... more
| | 6. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Young Charlie to dentists sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?".The lady replied "No, but Ill straighten anyones teeth "... more
| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | At what time do most people go to the dentist?At tooth-hurty (2:30).... more
| | 8. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.... more
| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself... more
| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."... more
|
Copyright
2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy.
|