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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 15 | | | | Joke: | Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I dont see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve got the biggest cavity Ive ever seen - the biggest cavity Ive ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "Im scared enou... more
| | 2. | Category: Dentist jokes | | A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many pe... more
| | 3. | Category: Dentist jokes | | I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.... more
| | 4. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I dont want... more
| | 5. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentists window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.... more
| | 6. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Monster: Doctor, doctor, Im a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. Im a dentist.... more
| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Whats worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.... more
| | 8. | Category: Dentist jokes | | What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear... more
| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: Its $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.... more
| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Cant you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"... more
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