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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00."Thats a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a sm... more | |
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| Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didnt like Chinese food.... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more | |
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| What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.... more | |
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| Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.... more | |
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| What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything? King Kongs shadow.... more | |
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| Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... more | |
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| What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more | |
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... more | |
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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more |
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