| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Im suffering from bad breath You should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.... more
| | 2. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many pe... more
| | 3. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station... more
| | 4. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Freds mother was on the telephone to the boys dentist. "I dont understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but youve charged me $80." "It is usually $20, maam," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so lo... more
| | 5. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why dont you marry her?Dentist: I cant afford to. Shes my best patient.... more
| | 6. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"... more
| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.... more
| | 8. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patients home."Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"... more
| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.... more
| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more
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