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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet." | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Dentist jokes  | | Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"... more
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| | 4. | Category: Dentist jokes | | "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again... more
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| | 6. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Cant you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"... more
| | 7. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I dont see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!... more
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| | 9. | Category: Dentist jokes | | Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."... more
| | 10. | Category: Dentist jokes | | believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.... more
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