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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 38 | | | | Joke: | Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I dont want to miss the 4 oclock ball game. | | | |
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