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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 37 | | | | Joke: | A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man said, "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!" | | | |
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