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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 29 | | | | Joke: | Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. "Message?" she sputtered. "Well, I guess, You will be missed." Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that the card had her exact words: "I guess you will be missed." | | | |
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