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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 29 | | | | Joke: | This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass Id like to be buried at sea." So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page read, "Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons... Funeral arrangements havent yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea." | | | |
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