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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "its not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what am I going to do with the BODY?" | | | |
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