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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more | |
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more | |
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more | |
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more | |
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more | |
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more | |
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more | |
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "Thats it, one last timebefore I die I must have some of your delicio... more | |
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!" "Oh, my God!" says his friend.... more | |
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more |
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