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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. A... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that its up to you."... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "its not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its firs... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said the monster. Certainly maam, said the undertaker, but there was really no need to bring her with you.... more
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